Faking It

Does this look like the face of a kid who's sick?

Not too sick to wear a bowl on your head.

Not too sick to show off your new tooth.
(Bottom right, really.)

Not too sick to play in the wastepaper basket.
(Note: This is a recycling basket - we don't routinely let Bry play in the trash. Only on special occasions.)

Not too sick to, um, wave papers around.

Not too sick to unroll the toilet paper.

Not too sick to drop your cup from the high chair.

I think it's off to school for you, mister. And put that bowl back where it belongs. In the cupboard that you opened! and closed! and opened! and closed!

Heard back from the pediatrician today: Bry does not have RSV, which would have been cause for greater concern. Just an average, run of the mill virus doing its virusy thang. I think you've overstayed your welcome, virus. Time to be moving along now.